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Jun. 20th, 2009 @ 08:36 am More weird dreamings
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I guess this LJ has turned into a weird-dreams / games / movies / anime / say-what-weirdness / slice of life blog.

I was going through my notes and found a 'weird dreams' post that I never made. So these are not from last night, but almost two months ago... but they're just as weird now as they were then.

The original post follows:

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April 30/2009
Weird dreams this morning.

See, I knew it was this morning because an hour before I had to get up, I had to get up for a bathroom break.

In that last hour I had *three* weird dreams, all running into each other.

Dream 1: Was extremely groggy and half-asleep, yet hearing and *feeling* someone in my room. Tried to yell out, "who are you?" but nothing came out. Time passes. I manage to get up and go through the house, looking for what's been done... I hear noises outside, so go check, and there's a special forces unit! It turns out they're investigating a R.A.Abercrombie-Fitch Jr, whose name means nothing to me.

"She changed her name to this," says the leader, and shows me a name, which is V-something S-something. I think it looked like Valxie Smith. In the dream this was a perfectly normal name. I also recognise it as one of the prior tenants of the house. "Oh my god," I say. "She's one of the prior tenants! Her mail kept coming to me for a while!"

The leader says something about how she's very suspicious and has done stuff with 16 bones and they're searching the house and garage for evidence.

"Ah, so this explains it," I say. "I thought I heard someone moving about in my room only a short while ago, I guess that was you guys searching through it."

He looks at me strangely. "No, that wasn't us."
My blood runs cold.
"Okay chief, we're all done," says one of the Special Forces, and they pack up and leave.
Very nervous, I walk up the stairs, dreading what I might find. I am literally only a few steps away from my room when...

Dream 2: I wake up, wondering if the hearing someone in my room was part of the previous dream or if it really happened, I'm not sure.

I hear noises outside and go check - it's the exact same Special Forces team from the previous dream.
"He's awake," says someone.
Annoyed, I walk up to the leader. "R.A.Abercrombie-Fitch Jr, who became Valxie Smith, who used to live here, and is being investigated because of suspicious dealings with 16 bones?"

"How do you know all that?"
"I *just* woke up from a dream where you told me all that."
He looks at me strangely.
Stuff happens that I can't remember exactly - I'm just standing around outside, annoyed and they do their stuff.
Then one of the guys goes into the house and suddenly the glass door slams shut! And the glass darkens to black! People swoop in towards the door, brandishing tools and implements and keys, and for some reason one of them is my coworker Ross. For some reason I now have my keys, so I open the door and we charge up the stairs. No sign of the missing guy, but there's blood on the floor! Aiee!

We look up at the ceiling and see blood dripping from the ceiling, so we charge up to the next floor and find a *big* bloodstain on the floor, but no sign of the missing guy.

Dream 3: I wake up, *again*. This time it's just a normal day, and I make my way to work...
Where things get weird. We're having an end-of-the-IT-team party, and previous members of the team have come in. A weird presentation is given, casting the boss Trevor as a knight searching for other knights, who are members of IT.

"It was during this time that one of IT's traditions started - we got our very first extremely-long-term contractor."
"Then, disaster struck!" says the narration.
A pair of dark knights enter the scene. One of them sounds suspiciously like Geoff, one of the Business Analysts. "Trevor!" he yells. "Your reign of indiscriminately hiring people on your own has come to an end!"

There's a bit of a battle, that Trevor loses.
"Sure, there's nothing against you hiring people," says the BA/dark knight, "but we need much more formalisation."

Real life: My alarm goes and I finally wake up, feeling really cold, not to mention confused, and really scared of the names R.A.Abercrombie-Fitch Jr and Valxie Smith.
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Jun. 18th, 2009 @ 07:52 pm The return of wacky dreams
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A few nights ago I had a lot of trouble getting to sleep. I would lie there, thinking, "I need to sleep." I tried doing boring things, like counting sheep, counting breaths, breathing deeply... and nothing worked. I tried the warm milk trick. But I just stayed awake. I kept on doing boring things, trying to make myself tired, but no luck.

Eventually it got to the point where it was almost time to get up and I still wasn't asleep. Cursing mightily, I got out of bed and wandered throughout the house. There was a shop in the building whose opening hours changed the closer I got to it. I headed back to my room and passed my brother's; I saw my brother get out of bed, run towards the fence, and change into a dog so he could wriggle under the fence.

And I still couldn't get to sleep. All too soon, it was my usual wake-up time and I'd gotten no sleep at all.

...oh, hang on, that stuff with the shop and my brother had to have been a dream. But how much sleep had I really gotten?
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Apr. 5th, 2009 @ 07:21 am Bizarre dreamings
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Another bizarre dream:

I ran into a girl that I went to school in Japan with. We get to chatting, she sort of recognises and remembers me. Then she asks me something about Australian rugby, I make some disparaging remark about Australian rugby and say I don't really watch it, and she gets upset and leaves in a huff. Note that she's from the US and shouldn't know *anything* about Australian rugby. I'm so shocked that I end up on the floor.
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Mar. 7th, 2009 @ 07:03 am It could only happen in dreams
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An ivestigation that had just revealed someone had been part of the Stargate program (she looked a lot like Martha Jones from Doctor Who), turned seamlessly into a convention planning meeting, which then turned into a Blizzard / World of Warcraft fan convention meeting which revealed who the master of ceremonies was going to be (it looked a lot like one of my coworkers,) which then turned into an in-character in-world (of Warcraft!) planning meeting that revealed the people in charge of security were going to be Thrall and Jaina Proudmoore.

Then I woke up and went, "wait, what the hell?"
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Sep. 19th, 2008 @ 12:56 pm Weird dreamings
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I had a really bizarre dream last night.  It was like I was in First-Person-Shooter, and I knew it was a First-Person-Shooter, but there were no weapons.  So most of the time I was either running, hiding, and/or blending in as best I could.

It started off in a spooky house, shifted into a dystopian world where the masses were oppressed by aliens, then into a spooky suburbia, where I finally was able to pick up a weapon.  It was a butter knife.  Finally I wound up back in the spooky house, and in a bizarre twist it was my house (except not my *real* house), and I had an actual fight of sorts against a weird goblin/pixie/bat type thing.  Somehow I now had a much better weapon - a pair of scissors.

I won against the goblin/pixie/bat thing, by stabbing it while it tried to hide in a bucket of rank water.


The dream sort of devolved from there.
 

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Sep. 28th, 2005 @ 04:02 pm Random stuff
So, time for another long-winded post of random tidbits.

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Had a weird dream last night. I somehow travelled thirty or so years into THE FUTURE. In this future, the world was in the last stages of everything - people, countries, companies, etc. - becoming part of one great big multinational corporation. In the role of an observer, I saw their shock troops move into another company's building, and the CEO being presented with an ultimatum at gunpoint: "Join us or become irrelevant." Or something like that.

It then rapidly shifted tracks, and I was meeting the future selves of people I knew from the present. In a weird twist, someone else who had travelled into the future with me met his future self, but there was no future me for me to meet. Before the dream could explore the meaning of this scary development, I woke up.

Somewhere during all this, someone jabbed his finger at a spinning fan and got the tip of it sliced off. (Eww!) As I rushed over to him, trying to remember first aid, he told me to go get the First Aid kit. I did, he picked out some sort of super-bandage, and it somehow regenerated the tip of his finger. I was all like O_O and such.

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Extremely US-centric point: You know Michael Brown? He was that fellow who recently resigned from the top job in FEMA because he was supposed to handle the federal emergency response to Hurrican Katrina and did a very poor job of it. I understand he's been rehired by FEMA. Not only has he been rehired, he's been rehired as a consultant, looking into what wrong with the Hurricane Katrina response.

This makes no sense. Par for the course for the current US Administration.

I have always thought that perhaps I might one day visit the USA. Right now, though, I am thinking that it would be extremely advisable for me to stay the hell away from the country. Yes, even though I'm a white male of reasonable means and no obvious affiliations to the Middle East. (*)

Oh, and more US news:

Bush wants to let the military enforce laws, or something.

Dear USians, I would like to politely tell you that your country seems to be extremely fscked of late, what with all the cronyism, incompetence, and avoidance of responsibility. It would be nice if it all changed in the wake of the 2008 elections, but that's 3 years away, and by that time Dubya may have worked out a way to declare himself Dictator-For-Life.

(*) Come to think of it, perhaps they'd think my Scottish name is Irish, and lock me up as a suspected Northern Ireland terrorist. Stranger things have happened, I'm sure.

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It seems, though, that my own country is also rather fscked. I am hardly following Australian news (grar, I say, GRAR!, or perhaps just "whoops") but even I noticed the following: It seems that those damnable anti-terror laws have passed. One of the most distressing items is the ability for terror suspects to be detained for 14 days without charge. Oh, and in secret, too, it seems. I wonder who'll be targeted as terror suspects first? People of obvious Middle-Eastern descent, perhaps?

I tell you, this general Western anti-terrorist hysteria and Dubya's "War on terra" has a lot to answer for.

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In a truly 'ARGH!' moment, I have misplaced the piece of paper on which I put the account name and password for one of my banking accounts. I thought it was in one place, I went to get it, and it was not there.

I know I've seen the piece of paper around, now, I just have to re-find the blasted thing. This is going to be harder than it sounds, for I will have to sort through masses of paper.

I just hope that if I wrote them down in pencil, that they haven't faded yet... :/

Fsck fsck fsck.

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Incidentally, I seem to have become rather enamoured of the word 'fsck' of late. ^_^;

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In other State of the Steven news, I am continuing to chip away at my unwatched anime pile. It is still, as ever, enormous. I've got *seven* box-sets to get through. (*) Why do I have so many, you might ask. The answer is that typically I got the boxsets because I wanted to see the series, just not necessarily right now, and that I should get them before they were no longer available. This has actually proved to pan out: Quite a few of the boxsets I got seem to no longer be available. Not a surprise, considering at least one of them is over two years old. Or maybe three years old, even.

So! I have returned to one of the box-sets - in fact, one of the earliest I ever got - Samurai Girl: Real Bout High School. Typically of a GONZO production, it looks nice but is a little dodgy, story-wise. One particular WTF moment was in... um... episode 6, I think it was, when the heroes were fighting the villains, they were all pulled into an alternate world, and suddenly they had joined together and were all fighting their common enemy. As you perhaps should do in such a case, but there were no scenes of them deciding to work together, it just suddenly happened. Meh. In any case, I got this series, I'm now halfway through, and I'm going to damn well finish watching it.

Something else of GONZO's I have seen recently is Chrono Crusade DVD volume 6. The bit at the end (Black Rosette) was a huge WTF moment for me, and not in a good way. If it wasn't so close to the end already, I'd not bother watching this series anymore, and just stick with the manga, which I hear is much better.

Really, it's because of things like this that make me extremely leery of picking up Last Exile. Because that's done by GONZO as well. I'm always hearing that Last Exile is good, but every time I hear GONZO's name I cringe just a little.

(*) And that's just DVDs! I've got a huge number of downloaded anime episodes to get through as well... le argh.

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Now for some amazing GRIT news! After many years of talking about it, we're finally up to the long-awaited Hiatus.

For those who don't know what I'm talking about, GRIT is sort of this improvisational-writing/role-playing game type thing loosely based on the Ranma 1/2 universe, and has been going since early 1996. In that time, a lot of dead weight and continuity has built up, making things rather difficult, as you might imagine. Also, many of the primary players have moved on, and now have more pressing concerns on their time. Because of all this, GRIT has been very stagnant and slow for the past few years.

To fix these problems, the Hiatus is a year of game-time, twinkling by in a flash. During this year, characters will be retired, things will change, and plot threads will be largely tied up. Theoretically, this will allow things to start all over again, with a mostly clean slate.

I'm not sure how well this will work, though. Some of the old threads and characters were so intricately tied into things that we won't be able to ignore them. (For example, the character Jo, who is close to being the main character of GRIT.) So it's not as clean a slate as I would like.

Not to say I think the Hiatus isn't a good idea, it is, but I'm worried that it might not work.

Oh well, we'll see how things play out.
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May. 3rd, 2005 @ 04:47 pm Random stuff and a quiz result
Lots of random things

Weird dreamings...

I was playing some sort of 3-D shooting / giant-robot game, and one of my weapons was some sort of whip that I could use to catch explosive globes. One tactic that the game really emphasised was to somehow wrap a whole bunch of these globes around an opponent and then shoot them. Only, it was very very hard to control the whip. I was really struggling with the controls, attempting to use this tactic, and finally succeeded...

...and then the dream abruptly changed - the globes sort of stopped exploding, and suddenly it was a classroom environment, and the enemy had changed into a spider and then a banana (I am *not* making that up) and the teacher-figure started lecturing me about... something. I forget exactly, but I think it was about how that tactic, while it was really powerful, shouldn't be used. "Think about the poor big old banana," she said.

I woke up, thinking, "What the hell?"

I think my subconscious might be telling me I play too many games. To which I have to say, I *know*, dammit.

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Still on the topic of games - I made a very big mistake recently, and reinstalled Neverwinter Nights.

All my time has suddenly disappeared into it. Argh. *Now* I remember why I uninstalled it.

Still, taking down an archdevil with naught but my BARE HANDS was fun.

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In anticipation of a certain movie coming out shortly, I went and read the Star Wars III - Revenge of the Sith novelisation. I wasn't particularly worried about spoilers, because I'd been spoiled to most of it already. Figured I might as well go the whole hog.

I won't give any spoilers here. All I'll say is that if the movie lives up to even *half* of the promise of the book, then it'll be great to see.

Also, I'm pretty sure that the movie will be a very different beast. Just judging from the trailers that I've seen, there will be a lot less of the talking and political maneuvering, and a lot more action. But again, if the movie lives up to half of the promise of the book, then it'll still be good.

And besides, the emergence of Vader is something we've been waiting for for SIX YEARS, ever since we were presented with Jake Lloyd and told he would grow up to be James Earl Jones. Seeing that finally happen on the big screen has got to be worth the admission price.

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Still on movies, I have yet to see the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy movie, though I meant to go see it this past weekend. Reviews I've seen suggest that it's solid but not great. I don't particularly mind. I shall definitely go and see this one, as soon as I can.

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The past couple of weeks at work have been INSANE. First we had a slight reshuffle of things so that there were less people actively on the helpdesk - instead of three, now there are only two, me and coworker Michael. This was not so bad.

No, the bad thing was that on the same week of the official changeover, I was given a code release to perform. A release is normally a four-day process, and as it was the first one I've ever done it took longer than normal. Then it was complicated when some last-minute changes were required. And all the time, I was worrying about the helpdesk and how I wasn't able to work on it.

Cue the week after that, which started normally and then an emergency release was required. That took up one and a half of very hectic days, and again I had no time for the helpdesk. I swear, I ended up a nervous wreck after all that.

This week had better be NORMAL, otherwise... otherwise... well, I'd go insane. Or at least be driven to 2Xtreme! Aggaravation.

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And now, a silly quiz result.

If LJ was an anime... )
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