Another crosspost from Facebook, because that's about the only way this ever gets updated these days. Le sigh. Anyway, here's something inspired by Australian politics.
Our relationship has problems. You're a "gunna" - you say you're going to do things, you promise the world, it all sounds a bit far-fetched to be honest, and then on top of that you never follow through.
But then you go and make it worse! Whenever I try to talk to you about your pie-in-the-sky ideas and how you never do them anyway, you always start talking about my ex. Seriously? I haven't gone out with the guy in more than a year. I'm over him, Joe, but you don't seem to be. Stop talking about him, and please start talking about us.
With love (I think),
The Australian People