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Dec. 10th, 2014 @ 06:31 am A Dear Joe letter
Another crosspost from Facebook, because that's about the only way this ever gets updated these days. Le sigh. Anyway, here's something inspired by Australian politics.

Dear Joe,

Our relationship has problems. You're a "gunna" - you say you're going to do things, you promise the world, it all sounds a bit far-fetched to be honest, and then on top of that you never follow through.

But then you go and make it worse! Whenever I try to talk to you about your pie-in-the-sky ideas and how you never do them anyway, you always start talking about my ex. Seriously? I haven't gone out with the guy in more than a year. I'm over him, Joe, but you don't seem to be. Stop talking about him, and please start talking about us.

With love (I think),
The Australian People
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Let me know if he ever replies to "us" =P