Wacky meme
The Rules
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.

1. Kisei, from Unreal Estate
2. Tejina, from Do-Gooders
3. Dan Hibiki, from Street Fighter
4. Atton Rand, from SW:KoTOR 2
5. Ayame, from Do-Gooders
6. Gordon Freeman, from Half-Life
7. Demitri Maximov, from Darkstalkers
8. Sing, from Kung Fu Hustle
9. Zangief, from Street Fighter
10. Arale Norimaki, from Dr. Slump
11. Mikoto, from Mai HiME
12. Daniel Monium, from Hex Coda

Alright, I admit it. I saw the questions before I chose the people on my list. So what I did was come up with twenty four people, including some real weirdoes that would generate extremely wacky questions, and had a computer program pick out 12 people at random from that list.

I highly reccomend NOT looking at the questions before picking the people on your list.

And now the questions! Except for the fact that some of them made my brain hurt too much and I decided not to bother with them.

Have you ever read a Gordon Freeman/Mikoto (6/11) fic? Do you want to?

No. It might be funny to see Mikoto eat something super-spicy and run rampage through Gordon's life, but that would probably just see her getting shot, which I *don't* want to see.

Do you think Atton Rand (4) is hot? How hot?

Well, he's got that whole Mysterious Past thing going, which then becomes a Dark Past, which is all very intriguing, of course. But that's not exactly what the question is asking... So, is he hot? I'm not the best one to judge, but I guess he's OK.

What would happen if Daniel Monium (12) got Sing (8) pregnant?

The world would cry.

Can you rec any fic(s) about Zangief (9)?

I've never even read any fics about Zangief - oh, wait. I once saw two chapters of a self-insert fic, many years ago, that had the self-insert going through the Street Fighter world. In chapter 2 he had a match against Zangief. It seemed well written enough, but it's a self-insert fic. I can't really reccomend it.

Would Tejina (2) and Gordon Freeman (6) make a good couple?

Ayame/Zangief (5/9) or Ayame/Arale (5/10)? Why?

Both of those make my mind break. But I think I'll give it to Ayame/Zangief. He's not a robot, and underneath the 'giant wrestler' exterior, he seems a decent enough guy. Plus, when he actually puts some clothes on and wears sunglasses (see his ending in Capcom Fighting Jam), he's nowhere near as intimidating.

What would happen if Demitri Maximov (7) walked in on Tejina (2) and Daniel Monium (12) having sex?

"Eugh!" he cries, and Midnight Blisses both of them.

Daniel, now Dani, says, "Now, this is most curious."

Tejina finds herself in an extremely frilly idol dress, which disgusts her no end.

Make up a summary for a Dan Hibiki/Arale (3/10) fic.

Arale: Mr Time! Let's go timeslipping again!
Mr. Time: Time... SLIP!
Dan: Who is this strange girl who just appeared in my Saikyo-ryu dojo?
Arale: I think that jarred something loose. (Takes her head off and shakes it)
Dan: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Mr. Time: Oh dear! We've dimension-slipped as well!
Dan: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Arale: (Puts head back on) Dimension-slipped? Whee!
Dan: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Is there any such thing as Kisei/Sing (1/8) fluff?

Suggest a title for a Demitri Maximov/Daniel Monium (7/12) hurt/comfort fic.

Secrets and Mysteries. Secrets and Mysteries for Daniel, and the abbreviation is SnM, for Demitri and other obvious reasons.

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Atton Rand (4) to deflower Kisei (1)?

Does anyone on your friends list read Demitri Maximov (7) slash?

Does anyone on your friends list read Dan Hibiki (3) het?

Do they want to?

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Mikoto (11)?

I am almost certain that Mads, were he to see Mai HiME (if he hasn't already), would be drawing *at least* one picture of Mikoto. Outside of that, not sure.

Would anyone on your friends list write Tejina/Atton/Ayame (2/4/5)?

What might Arale (10) scream at a moment of great passion?

"Poo!"

If you wrote a song-fic about Sing (8), which song would you choose?

I don't write song-fics.

If you wrote a Kisei/Gordon Freeman/Daniel Monium (1/6/12) fic, what would the warnings be?

"Warning: May contain extreme Violence. May also contain extreme doses of snarky know-it-all bastardry."

What might be a good pick-up line for Tejina (2) to use on Arale (10)?

When was the last time you read a fic about Ayame (5)?

When I read the final chapter of Do-Gooders, a few years ago.

What is Gordon Freeman (6)'s super-sekrit kink?

He really likes crowbars. Really, really likes crowbars.

Would Mikoto (11) shag Zangief (9)? Drunk or sober?

She's only eleven. Or is it twelve? In any case, NEXT QUESTION.

If Dan Hibiki (3) and Demitri (7) get together, who tops?

Demitri, easily.

Kisei (1) and Zangief (9) are in a happy relationship until Zangief (9) suddenly runs off with Atton (4). Kisei (1), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Mikoto (11) and a brief unhappy affair with Daniel (12), then follows the wise advice of Ayame (5) and finds true love with Dan Hibiki (3). What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

Kisei doing *any* of that hurts my brain.

a) "The importance of being earnest." Dan is nothing if not earnest. ^_^


How would you feel if Demitri/Sing (7/8) was canon?

Like crying.

Ow ow my eyes they are bleeding. I have to stop this insanity...